A guy was taking his wife home after a night of drinking, when an empty taxicab in front of them saw a customer on the side of the road, and slammed on his breaks. The wife was not wearing a seatbelt, so her head slammed into the windshield, and she was hurt badly! The driver lost it, and got out of the car along with his buddy, and started beating up the taxicab driver. They laid him out after only a few punches, but then a cop car came, so they split!
Mandarin
那边有人举手。
那邊有人舉手。
nà biān yǒu rén jǔ shǒu .
Someone's put up their hand there.
Mandarin
我刚好手边有事。
我剛好手邊有事。
wǒ gāng hǎo shǒu biān yǒu shì .
I am in the middle of something. [lit. I have things to do at hand.]