有一天，动物园里的袋鼠“越狱”成功了，动物园的管理员们如临大敌，召开了一个紧急会议，讨论为什么袋鼠会逃跑成功，有一个员工认为是笼子高度太低，而让袋鼠爬走了。
有一天，動物園裏的袋鼠“越獄”成功了，動物園的管理員們如臨大敵，召開了一個緊急會議，討論為什麼袋鼠會逃跑成功，有一個員工認為是籠子高度太低，而讓袋鼠爬走了。
yǒu yī tiān ， dòng wù yuán lǐ de dài shǔ “ yuè yù ” chéng gōng le ， dòng wù yuán de guǎn lǐ yuán men rú lín dà dí ， zhào kāi le yī ge jǐn jí huì yì ， tǎo lùn wèi shén me dài shǔ huì táo pǎo chéng gōng ， yǒu yī ge yuán gōng rèn wéi shì lóng zi gāo dù tài dī ， ér ràng dài shǔ pá zǒu le ．
One day, a kangaroo in the zoo successfully "escaped from prison". The zookeepers kept their guards up and convened for an emergency meeting to discuss why the kangaroo succeeded in escaping. One of the staff members thought that the cage was too short and allowed the kangaroo to crawl out.
A guy was taking his wife home after a night of drinking, when an empty taxicab in front of them saw a customer on the side of the road, and slammed on his breaks. The wife was not wearing a seatbelt, so her head slammed into the windshield, and she was hurt badly! The driver lost it, and got out of the car along with his buddy, and started beating up the taxicab driver. They laid him out after only a few punches, but then a cop car came, so they split!