I missed my bus this morning and was late at work. Every restaurant I wanted to have lunch in was full. On top of that, someone bumped into me and knocked my takeoff to the ground, how unlucky can I be?
In June, Alibaba subsidiary Hema posted an announcement advertising live shrimp, but fans of Xiao Zhan understood this to be an allusion to them (Xiao Zhan's fans call themselves "small fat shrimp"). Facing complaints and pressure from fans, Hema had no choice but to post an apology the following morning.
Yet it wasn't; written in English was just "Chocolate apricot sandwich". I took eight boxes of this "chocolate apricot sandwich", paid, and put them in my pocket.