戇鳩 [戆鸠]

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Definitions (Wiktionary)
  1. adj, Cantonese, vulgar
    dumbass; stupid
    (syn.) 戇鳩鳩, 戆鸠鸠
    • 戇撚鳩
      戆撚鸠
      ngong6 lan2 gau1
      fucking stupid
    • 条友连鞋带都绑错，真系戆鸠冇药医。
      条友连鞋带都绑错，真系戆鸠冇药医。
      tiu4 jau5 lin4 haai4 daai2 dou1 bong2 co3, zan1 hai6 ngong6 gau1 mou5 joek6 ji1.
      Dude couldn't even tie his shoelaces right—how incurably idiotic.
  2. noun, Cantonese, vulgar
    dumbass; idiot
    (syn.) 愚人, 大戇呆, 戇大豬, 豆渣腦殼, 錘哥, 蠢材, 蠢人, 戆呆, 蠢蛋, 低能兒, 笨货, 呆瓜, 戇呆, 老衬, 呆子, 哈卵, 戆人, 戇人, 大番薯, 白痴, 戆大猪, 戆囝, 壋將, 大戇牯, 闇雞, 鵝牯, 老襯, 傻瓜, 笨貨, 大戆呆, 低能儿, 鹅牯, 人头猪脑, 戇猴, 豆渣脑壳, 傻子, 笨人, 戆猴, 戇囝, 锤哥, 𬮴鸡, 大戆牯, 戆大呆, 笨蛋, 人頭豬腦, 戇大呆, 垱将
    • 条戆鸠行路唔带眼，差啲撞到个大肚婆。
      条戆鸠行路唔带眼，差啲撞到个大肚婆。
      tiu4 ngong6 gau1 haang4 lou6 m4 daai3 ngaan5, caa1 di1 zong6 dou2 go3 daai6 tou5 po2.
      That dumbass walked incautiously and almost bumped into a pregnant woman.

戇鳩 [戆鸠]

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Definitions (粵典–words.hk)
  1. 名詞、粗俗
    非常​之​蠢​嘅​人​（​量​詞​：​條​）
    an idiot; a moron
    • 條戇鳩點入大學㗎？連一份簡單問卷都唔識整！
      条戆鸠点入大学㗎？连一份简单问卷都唔识整！
      tiu4 ngong6 gau1 dim2 jap6 daai6 hok6 gaa3? lin4 jat1 fan6 gaan2 daan1 man6 gyun2 dou1 m4 sik1 zing2!
      How can this fucking idiot be admitted to university? He even doesn't know how to make a simple questionnaire!
  2. 參看
    on9
  3. 形容詞、粗俗
    形容​一個​人​好​低能​、​不識​時務
    stupid; dumb; idiotic
    • 佢都戇鳩嘅，邊會有人喺條女M到嗰陣激佢㗎？
      佢都戆鸠嘅，边会有人喺条女M到𠮶阵激佢㗎？
      keoi5 dou1 ngong6 gau1 ge3, bin1 wui5 jau5 jan4 hai2 tiu4 neoi2 em1 dou3 go2 zan6 gik1 keoi5 gaa3?
      What a fucking idiot. Who the fuck would mess with his girlfriend when she's on period?

戇鳩 [戆鸠]

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Pinyin zhuàng jiū

Definitions (CC-CANTO)
  1. fucking stupid (derogatory)
Examples (粵典–words.hk)
  1. Cantonese
    你唔好当正自己系人哋条仔至得𠿪，人哋当你系观音兵咋戆鸠仔。
    你唔好當正自己係人哋條仔至得𠿪，人哋當你係觀音兵咋戇鳩仔。
    nei5 m4 hou2 dong3 zing3 zi6 gei2 hai6 jan4 dei6 tiu4 zai2 zi3 dak1 gaa2, jan4 dei6 dong3 nei5 hai6 gun1 jam1 bing1 zaa3 ngong6 gau1 zai2.
    • Don't you think you're her boyfriend. You are just a friendzoned admirer subservient to her, you idiot.
  2. Cantonese
    人哋个个喺度专心揾料，你就系噉喺度问埋啲戆鸠问题，不如都系出少句声当帮忙啦。
    人哋個個喺度專心揾料，你就係噉喺度問埋啲戇鳩問題，不如都係出少句聲當幫忙啦。
    jan4 dei6 go3 go3 hai2 dou6 zyun1 sam1 wan2 liu2, nei5 zau6 hai2 hai6 gam2 hai2 dou6 man6 maai4 di1 ngong6 gau1 man6 tai4, bat1 jyu4 dou1 hai6 ceot1 siu2 geoi3 seng1 dong3 bong1 mong4 laa1.
    • Everybody's working hard with their research, and you're just sitting here asking stupid questions. Why don't you do us a favour - shut up?
  3. Cantonese
    你唔好当正自己系人哋条仔至得𠿪，人哋当你系兵咋戆鸠仔。
    你唔好當正自己係人哋條仔至得𠿪，人哋當你係兵咋戇鳩仔。
    nei5 m4 hou2 dong3 zing3 zi6 gei2 hai6 jan4 dei6 tiu4 zai2 zi3 dak1 gaa2, jan4 dei6 dong3 nei5 hai6 bing1 zaa3 ngong6 gau1 zai2
    • Don't you think you're her boyfriend. You are just a "gun jam bing" to her, you idiot.
  4. Cantonese
    呢个人成日都戆鸠当有趣，成日搞埋晒啲烂gag。
    呢個人成日都戇鳩當有趣，成日搞埋晒啲爛gag。
    ni1 go3 jan4 seng4 jat6 dou1 ngong6 gau1 dong3 jau5 ceoi3, seng4 jat6 gaau2 maai4 saai3 di1 laan6 gek1.
    • This guy always mistakes stupidity for hilarity, making bad jokes non-stop.
  5. Cantonese
    条戆鸠点入大学㗎？连一份简单问卷都唔识整！
    條戇鳩點入大學㗎？連一份簡單問卷都唔識整！
    tiu4 ngong6 gau1 dim2 jap6 daai6 hok6 gaa3? lin4 jat1 fan6 gaan2 daan1 man6 gyun2 dou1 m4 sik1 zing2!
    • How can this fucking idiot be admitted to university? He even doesn't know how to make a simple questionnaire!