A certain emperor of the Han dynasty placed a premium on his dalliances, and longed for a beauty who could lay low an empire. He ruled his empire for many years without finding such a beauty.
It feels as free as if we were riding the wind, not knowing where it's bound; I became as light as if I had left the human world, ascending to heaven and becoming immortal.
His Majesty granted me these three guillotines of canine, tiger, and dragon, by which I am authorised to kill first, report later. How can't I put you on trial?
Mandarin
海枣树身无闲枝，直耸三四丈，而树顶四面共生十余枝，叶如栟榈，五年一实，实甚大，如杯碗，核两头不尖，双卷而圆，其味极甘美，安邑御枣无以加也。
海棗樹身無閒枝，直聳三四丈，而樹頂四面共生十餘枝，葉如栟櫚，五年一實，實甚大，如杯碗，核兩頭不尖，雙卷而圓，其味極甘美，安邑御棗無以加也。
hǎi zǎo shù shēn wú xián zhī ， zhí sǒng sān sì zhàng ， ér shù dǐng sì miàn gòng shēng shí yú zhī ， yè rú bēn lǘ ， wǔ nián yī shí ， shí shèn dà ， rú bēi wǎn ， hé liǎng tóu bù jiān ， shuāng juǎn ér yuán ， qí wèi jí gān měi ， ān yì yù zǎo wú yǐ jiā yě ．